Mmmm...

I enjoy eating oatmeal at work out of this rainbow bowl. I hope it doesn't belong to anyone who needs oatmeal to survive.

Mother Nature is a bitch.

A brief conversation with Tony on facebook while sitting at work. Enjoy.

3:05pm Jon

I wish humans could actively push part of our brain activity onto fighting bacteria and blemishes

like you just take a deep breath, focus on the part you want to work on, then awkwardly puff up your cheeks and hold it until it starts to fade.

3:06pm Tony

Dude AIDS could be cured that way. Our brains should be able to do it. I feel like we should be able to train them somehow

3:07pmJon

we should have an organ that analyzes the regularity of all our cells. that way if we got infected our bodies would instantly detect an abnormality and kill off those cells

but mother nature would never grant us that gift, because she's all "No, we don't want you to overpopulate."

and we're all "Awww mom!!!! Come on!!!!"

3:09pm Tony

Word Mother nature is such a bitch

3:09pmJon

she's not even my real mom.

3:09pm Tony

She's always telling me to clean my room and bullshit

3:10pmJon

yeah, she tells everyone that by manipulating the weak-minded tree huggers into doing things like passing laws against pollution

it's like what the fuck, the earth is MY room! what if I like it dirty?

That's basically it. I hate mother nature. However, I don't in all honesty find tree huggers to be weak minded. They know how to get shit done. It's just too bad that most of them don't eat lesser animals (nature's candy) and therefore don't usually have enough protein to fight off those of us that enjoy being carnivorous.

That, and most treehuggers do drugs. It's true. Lots of drugs.