Hi!

Hello, Jon Chiaravalle here! Daffodils! I would like to let you know how I feel about the things you say. Say what you need to sayyyy.

I battle, Pokemon!

I wanna be there very best that no one every was
DUN DUN,,, DUN
to catch them is my real test.
To train them is my cause!!

DUH-NUH-NUN~!

I will travel across the land, searching far and wide!
DUN! DUNNNNN DUN!
Each Pokemon to understand the POWER THAT'S ISIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
Pokemon!
Gotta catch'em!
It's you and me!
PWOOOSH!!
I know it's my destiny!!
Pokemon!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you're my best friend
(simultaneous)
In a world we must defend!
IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEEEEEEEND!
POKEMON!!
GOTTA CATCH EM!!
It's YOU and ME!
PWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
I KNOW it's MY DESTINY~~~

POKEMON!

OHHHHHHH YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!
In a WORLD we MUST DEFEND!!!!
POKEMON
GOTTA CATCH'EM
POWER SO TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEE
OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH!!!
YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU!!!!
POOOOOOKEEEEEMOOOONNNN
GOTTA CATCH'em all!
Gotta catch'em allll!
POKEMON.!!>


So how did that feel? Down right silly willy nilltado!

Okay, list GO
1. apricot
2. three's company 2
3. three IS SO NOT COMPANY TWO.
4. Babble bibble rotation nibble.
5. Rickety rick ring riff done lot.
6. South of the border!!
7. Watch your self! hoo! hoo! I'm a gonna getcha!
8. Synchronizaaaaaaaation!!!!111
9. Teamwork is the essense of ideas. GO LIST GO KEEP GOING.
10. Ideas is the essense of action! Ass-to-mouth that girl~!!
11. Forget that one, i wasn't ready.
12. Watchmen watch watches with wishy washy walnut wasp wires!
13. Food is good!
14. Outstanding!
15. Use magic to KILL Death!
16. Shooting magic has a lower effect!
17. IN AN ANCIENT TIME THE EVIL MAGE GARM, USING THE POWER OF THE RUNESTONES, UNLEASHED A GREAT EVIL UPON THE LAND. THIS DEMON, SKORNE! USING THEIR AWESOME SUPER POWERS, BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, and BUTTERCUP, HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES FOR THE DAY...SHA NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH live for the day, and don't worry, 'bout tomorrow, hey-eh-eh-eh-eh.
Sowry says they graybit. gambyt. gambit. shooting star. SHO FWAH~!

Thinking...thinking...thinkgin...shit...thingking...

Do you realize, that NOBODY thinks about their hands when they play video games? Nobody. I know you may think I'm just talking about me, and other people that are really good at video games, but NO. That's not how it works. I speak truth, and truth alone, and if you don't feel that way you can just bite me. In the neck. You fucking vampire.

Next thought...I just gotta roll with these punches...vampire attacks. Vampire, attacks....YOU!

OH SHIT. DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING HUH?? NO

YOU DIDN'T. Okay, that may have been out of line. I apolgize.j I fucking hate, when people don't apologize for the things they do. It's like, hey assface, I'm writing shit here. For me blog. What you doing, interrupt...artwork?? Fuck your tan.

Hey sweating man. FUCK YOU. You don't even know what it's like FUCKING BUZZER.
Yeah I'll give you twenty minutes. IN THE FUCKING, FACE....!!!!!!

Yeah. It's like that now. You know? Nowadays, you just gotta toughen up. Cuz dammit if you don't, I swear they'll be on you. They'll be on your case. Riding your mind-flakes till the sunspecks are rotting underneath the wake of your pain, caused by those who don't, who refuse, who misunderstand. This is the day where you can't take the shit from other people. Fuck them. Cuz if you don't...oh man, they'll fuck you. Hard. It's like, kinda inconvenient, because it's either fuck or be fucked, and often times that has to do with guys. You gotta fuck them, or be fucked.

But are those the only options? Fuck or be fucked? That sucks, because one way or another, it's really gay. Girls don't fuck you over as often as guys...so why fuck? Let's just live in peace.

That last part was shit. Reading it will be more painful than anything I put you guys through.
The wishes don't reciprocate guys. Remember that.

Hey, guys...

I just wanted to tell you all how gladful I am in your reading of my blog. I am so betwixted by your innundating foritudism. Just imagining the reflexicity of your mind-matter just warps me.
You're forever within the sanctum of my memories.


Jon. Jon.

Optimus Jon.

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