Water-You waiting for!?

It seems that a blog provides ample freedom for me to write what I please, since I firmly believe only 1 other person reads what I write! Nobody better ruin that for me by telling me they read this, I SWEAR TO GOD.

Today was amazing. Amazing. Everyone was attractive. Everyone I saw. It was just that kind of day! By that, I feel the need to clarify, I do NOT mean that I wanted to hump the world. I am merely stating that all the people around me put on friendly, approachable faces.
And then, there were some people that I did in fact wish to hump. People are hot.

So get this- I take a little trip to Wal Mart today (the place with a lot of stuff) to buy an ipod charger/connector. On my way to the connector I see the gift cards. Itunes gift cards! Zune gift cards! Wal Mart gift cards! Sweet! This gave me an idea. I'll present it as a sales pitch.

Tired mothers, have you ever woken up in the morning and found yourself saying "I would be most honored to lend my niece $3000 to assist her in the battle against the ever-rising Cost Of Living Adjustment, but how can I be sure she doesn't spend the money on pot and the reefer?" Well my friends, look no further!

New!

Strong!!

Handsome!??

Bill-Paying Gift Cards!

That's right folks! From here on out you can be CERTAIN your hard-earned cash is spent wisely by it's mooch-of-a-recipient! Now your child, granddaughter, wayward aunt, step-half-brother, great gam gam, or illegitimate husband can spend YOUR money on THEIR bills with NO RISKS INVOLVED! THAT'S RIGHT! NO! RISKS INVOLVED!


K that's it. This idea is revolutionary. The trick is that since Itunes cards are fucking worthless outside of Itunes, these Bill-Paying Gift Cards (or BPGC's) are absolutely flawless*!! I come up with the best ideas when I have a good day! I hope this helps all the poor people with rich relatives!


*Unless of course the recipient sells the card for an equal cash value.







Hey! Another thought! Is it just me, or is TV becoming evil?