Personal...best.

That title took a second. Alright now I haven't posted in a while but for you "Golden Plasma Members" I'm going to do something I didn't plan on doing originally. I'm going to share PERSONAL DETAILS OF MY LIFE.

This is just because it's on my mind and I don't want an STD. I probably won't get one, but hey. STD's are sucky. I'll regret writing this later, when my blog hinders me from getting a job. OH WAIT sex isn't illegal at my age! I'm good to go!

SO basically, yeah. You know what I'm getting at. That thing. That one thing that just sorta "happens" and you're like WHOA SHIT. This is private personal personal shit, and I hope nobody reads this blog, especially not my co-worker that I said "Oh you can read my blog!" to. Cuz this'll just be awkward if she reads this. No worries though. Nobody clicks the link on my fucking facebook that I know of.

K so I accidentally slept with a girl. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. But no, I wasn't drunk.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. But no. I wasn't high.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE I was just kinda bored at a party. Ser-sly.

Now the thing about this is that I SHOULDN'T have done it. But I did. No worries, it's not like one of my best friend's sisters. That'd be terrible. But it IS the sister of an acquaintance of mine. Oopsie-diddle! I'm gonna take that link off facebook soon I think. Oh and for you "bros" out there...I'll tell you. 8.5 :)

So yeah, oops. I probably don't have an STD though guys, don't worry. But I'll keep you updated.

In other news...hmm...other news...

I am better than you.
The end.